Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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