Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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