I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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