your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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