The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like a drive thru vagina
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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