About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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