somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I lost the right to judge tonight
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
