what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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