we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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