i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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