I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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