ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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