You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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