I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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