Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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