Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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