If i come over, it means nothing
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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