Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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