At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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