I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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