Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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