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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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