The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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