I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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