Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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