He told me they were just razor bumps!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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