do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
is it fun? or sober?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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