Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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