You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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