white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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