Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
