sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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