we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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