the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize