new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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