i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Randomize