Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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