I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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