I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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