i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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