You're so nebulous sometimes
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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