...so i touched it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
