I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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