he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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