i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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