batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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