come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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