Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just pee around me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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