Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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You. Win. At. Life.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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