Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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