i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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