You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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