Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
