i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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