I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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