who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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