talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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