it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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