(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
is it fun? or sober?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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