GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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